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natashavc: Do you guys think you’ll still be getting boners for Natalie Portman when she gets nipple dangle from nursing her swanling? Are you the kind of bro who would lovingly slather coco butter on your woman’s saggy tummy? Or is that an honor you reserve just for girls who look like Natalie? What a cute wifey!  Also, is it hard for you now that she’s fucking a dude with a horsecock? Or does that kind of scenario get you hard? Btw, how’s your job hunt going? I think there’s something for everyone here.

natashavc:

Do you guys think you’ll still be getting boners for Natalie Portman when she gets nipple dangle from nursing her swanling? Are you the kind of bro who would lovingly slather coco butter on your woman’s saggy tummy? Or is that an honor you reserve just for girls who look like Natalie? What a cute wifey! 

Also, is it hard for you now that she’s fucking a dude with a horsecock? Or does that kind of scenario get you hard? Btw, how’s your job hunt going?

I think there’s something for everyone here.

  1. dysdaimon reblogged this from natashavc
  2. cardigangirl said: ugh, Natasha, you’re the actual best
  3. sharpless said: I can’t be the only man alive who doesn’t care one iota about Natalie Portman’s vagina. I mean, I hope it’s healthy and all, but my caring goes no further than that.
  4. themilkywayblues reblogged this from natashavc and added:
    there’s something
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  6. theidiotking said: This is the hardest truth that has ever been truthed.
  7. hotblondecocktail said: I bet she’s gonna have the cutest stretch marks ever though.
  8. lifeaquatic said: I used to feel neutral about NPort. Since she got emaciated for Black Swan and THEN knocked up by Skeezy Dancer Bro, my feelings have slid quickly into the Dislike category.
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